Is Where Kinnavieve Gets A Title

I'm not really from Stormwind, though, you see. I'm actually from Nowhereshire, in Elwynn Forest. Do you know it? It's near the Eastvale Logging Camp - you follow the trail to the northwest, through that copse of trees where they hanged Salty Pete and his gang. Then you cross the creek where the rocks were that Suzie Jones' grandfather laid out to make a crossing, only they got washed away in the big flood ten years ago. Then when you get to the maple tree that all the kids want to climb but they can't because it's haunted you turn south. A few miles more, and you're there!

Just don't blink, or you might miss it...

AIYEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

"Feral, I saw them! They're everywhere! They're gonna get me!!!!"

"Um, Pali? We're in the middle of Ironforge, and you're not flagged. No one's gonna get you."

"You don't understand! They're here, right now, and they're after me!"

"Who's after you, sweetie?"

"....Jungle Gnomes."

"In Ironforge?"

"Yes, yes! They're all around us. They're just .... hiding ... right now."

"Uh huh."

"Really, they are!"

"Pali, what's that you're holding?"

"Oh, it's some Stranglethorn Brew, this month's brew of the month. It's really good."

"Yeah, I think you've had enough. How about you let me vendor it for you to that nice bread merchant over there?"

"Nooooooo...... I need to drink it all, for my achievement."

"All? You've got like, fourteen bottles there. You only need one. Gimme, or I'll tell your mom."

"... all right. Here."

"Now, before I sell all these, your jungle gnomes. Did they look like they had a vibrate setting?"

Well, I Done Did It

Got me guild through every damn dungeon in Northrend. Done took us over six months, but is still better than what we was able fer ta pull off in Outland. So I's damn proud of them buggers - Zinzi What Gives Good Resurrection, Tarsius the Grumpy Druid, Rim and his Ice Bolts Set To Instant Freeze Dry, Mr Hoof, Throttle the Tinker, Bull What Keeps The Streets Safe, Ix the Death Nugget Twin, and everyones else. Damn proper job, folks.

And fer thems of you what be keeping score at home, this were Goal and Priority Number the Five. Only one left is ta slaughter a few thousand hamsters back in Kalimdor. Well, I's gonna get ta them at some point, but they ain't goin' nowheres. Gotta work on me rep with the Purple Portal Dudes and the Argent Weenies and some of them others first.

/wail

The Light has abandoned me. Even when I win a frickin' fishing pole, it looks like a frickin' lich bitch death knight fishing pole!

Stupid stinky death knights.

Stupid stinky fishing pole.

Midsummer Fire Festival

Team Ratshag and Team Suptail hopes all you buggers had yerselves a happy holiday and enjoyed the fireworks and peeing on fires as much as we did. Time ta go back ta leveling and dailies fer a couple months.

Showdown

Azeroth ain't big enough for the both of us.

Two Cockroaches And A Dingleberry

Kinnavieve done sent me this picture of the pre-raid prepationizings fer the other night's Naxx run.

Tanking gear? Check.

Pocket healer? Check.

Guild leader bouncing around like a caffeine-hyped spaz? Check.