Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Madame Leota Would Approve


When the crypt doors creak, and the tombstones quake
Spooks come out for a swinging wake
Happy haunts materialize
And begin to vocalize
Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize
-Grim Grinning Ghosts


An' mebbe, ya know, pass out on the floor as well

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

O Mogg God, Is The Inciter


Time fer fun? Time fer kill?

Apparentlies, when ya still onlies got one head, yer more or less sane, 'stead of batfreakers crazy. Still annoyin', though. An' no stylin' purple hat neithers.

Monday, March 16, 2015

Subtlety Rogue FTW


Nobody tinks a ogre can read, so dis newspaper be da perfect disguise fer a ogre in wit' da bulls an' da bears. Dagg is unanimous in dis.

Monday, March 9, 2015

Some Blades Is Sharper Than Others

I ain't sayin' what this be one of the buggier expansions in recents, but Jenyu the monk were rollin' her way through the Burnin' Blade compound in Nagrand this weekend an' some of the trainees .... well .... lookin' like they needed some more trainin'. They was just sorta standin' there, starin', not seein' the six foot tall heavily armed panda with pretty hair right in front of thems.




Sighin', dancin', kissin', ticklin', whackin' the buggers mightily upside the head with her polearm, none of it got a response. But I ain't sayin' what this expansion were rushed out the door months before it were finished or nuthin'.

Thursday, March 5, 2015

Loyalties Is Questionable


The hell? Is a regular lovefest down in the mines, what with Goblins and Goren holdin' hands, makin' smiley faces at each other, an' the other day I caught four of 'em takin' a bubble bath in the hot tub. With me own lavender vanilla bubble bath! Great googly moogly.

Tell me again, Blizz - why does we even have these miners?